Meme...

Hi!
I'm mommy to  6 cats (Peaches, Tyler, Parker, Bella, Jasper, and Angel) and 2 dogs (Kiwi and Chloe) that are the only babies I'll ever want. I'm a medical transcriptionist who works from home and I absolutely love my job. With 2 exceptions, (my husband and my best friend), my closest friends are here on the interwebz. My passions are Craig Parker (♥), books, music, dancing, writing, cats, dogs, horses, swimming and movies. I'm terrified of moths, waspers, granddaddy long legs and spiders. I've worked as a surgical scrub tech, medical assistant, insurance clerk and office manager. I have always been a huge disappointment to my parents, and I'm better person for no longer having them in my life. I have the attention span of a fruit fly and I can sing, dance and speak every single word of the Rocky Horror Picture Show in perfect time. One of my dreams is to dress as Frank-n-Furter and go to a live midnight showing without my husband, who would be too embarrassed :P.

I love rainy days, my favorite season is the fall, and there is nothing in the world like Edy's Rocky Road Ice cream, a kitty,a good book and a blanket to make everything all better. I've been kissed (on the cheek) and hugged by Craig Parker, I've gone cliff diving in Jamaica and snorkling in Cancune. I hate, hate, hate hurting anyone's feelings and I have a strange little button in me that makes me not give a damn what anyone thinks or says about me. I don't get lonely and I very, very rarely am ever bored - life is too exciting and busy for boredom and I always have a book on hand that I can get lost in within seconds of picking it up.

I very badly want a Kindle and I love Amazon.com. I have a total crush on Jane Lynch from pre-Glee, I think hatred and making fun of people for any reason are both stupid and wastes of time, energy and brain power and I think holding a grudge against anyone lets them win whatever little game they may or may not even know they were playing in the first place.

I have a very strong stomach. I've been elbow deep in a patient's abdominal cavity trying to find an obstruction in his intestines. I've put sutures in, and taken them out. I've disimpacted a rectum and started a few dozen catheters. I've assisted on surgeries, milked abscesses and held a gallstone in my hands. But put a single fish scale on my skin and I promise....I will vomit all over you.

I also love Glee, Little House on the Prairie, Ghost Hunters, Castle, Grey's Anatomy, Sir Elton John, Steven Tyler, and I'm really, really pissed at who won this year's Project Runway.

This is me. I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week; and I think that kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Now...the 2 minutes it took you to read this drivel are 2 minutes of your life you're never going to get back.

Don't you feel better?

:P